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I have baked a cake.
I have driven more than ten minutes without a permit or license.
I have gone out in public naked.
I have laughed until I cried.
I have been in a car accident.
I have kissed someone I just met.

I have ridden in a taxi.
I have played The Sims.
I have played GTA.
I have gotten lost in a mall.
I have thought about killing myself.
I have sworn at my parents in anger.
I have broken something in anger.

I have graduated high school.
I have smoked cigarettes.
I have seen a shooting star.

I have bitten someone.
I have kicked a guy in the balls.

I have gotten stitches.
I have played on a playground over the age of twelve.
I have smoked weed.
I have been late to school.
I have missed more then twenty days in a school year.

I have used MySpace for more than three years.
I have done ecstasy.
I have done coke.
I have done meth.

I have been to church in the last five years.
I have bought something at Hollister.
I have bought something from Hot Topic.
I have wanted a BMW.

I have smiled at a stranger.
I have hated a friend’s parents.
I have not given a fuck.

I have cried over the opposite sex more than a week straight.
I have gained weight in the past month.
I have lost weight in the past month.
I have played basketball on a team.
I have played field hockey on a team.
I have played soccer on a team.
I have played softball on a team.
I have had sex with one of my teachers.

I have cursed someone out.
I have punched someone in the face.

I have had space brownies.
I have had no life.
I have been sick of myself.

I have had an abortion.
I have been in love.
I have been in lust.

I have missed someone from my past.
I have kissed a cat or dog.

I have been in a club.
I have been to a rave.
I have beaten myself up.
I have been rejected.
I have cried in school.
I have seen a meteor shower.
I have been drunk.
I have had alcohol before the age of fourteen.

I have played spin the bottle.
I have glued myself to something.
I have had a serious surgery.
I have had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back.

I have been stalked.
I have been extremely embarrassed.

I have had sex in a car.
I have had sex behind a building.

I have snuck out of my house.
I have shoplifted.
I have been suspended.

I have gotten detention.
I have taken painkillers.

I have wanted to be a teacher at some point.
I have wanted to be a fireman.
I have been called a slut.
I have been fingered by more than five different people.
I have gone streaking.
I have had sleep overs with the opposite sex.
I have gotten into drugs and drinking and was able to stop.
I have played strip poker.

I have sat on the computer all day.

I have dyed my hair.
I have been mistaken for someone else.
I have babysat someone else’s kids.